It floats up the stairs, it floats down the hall.
It floats into my bedroom, right through the wall.
It glides post my dresser, to the bedpost. I swear.
I`m looking at a ghost! Naaaaa!
There`s no such thing! It`s not a ghost,
because there`s no such thing. No such thing.
I can`t be frightened of a globby, green, glow,
`cause there`s no such thing.
It plays the piano, it swings on the swing.
It does a lot considering there`s no such thing.
Then it boots my computer, as quick as you please.
It floats on the keyboard. It presses some keys.
`What creature may you be?` came up on the screen.
I type in, `a human being.`
Suddenly, the rooms goes as icy as winter,
and something came out of the printer...
`No such thing! You can`t be human, cause there`s no such thing.
Those human stories, they scare ghosts so,
but we know there`s no such to thing!`
Now hold the phone! I`m really real!
`You`re not!,` `are not!,` `You`re wrong`. I cried!
`All right, let`s play a game of cards to decide.`
`Okay. Whoever wins the game, that one`s real.`
He types out, `You got it. Now deal!.`
I ask him for aces, he types out `you wish.`
He asks me for sevens. I type out `You wish!`
`Jacks?` `Sorry.` `Queens?` `No.` `Sixes?` `huh-uh.` `Twos?`
We play for a hour, and guess what? I lose!
`No such thing. You don`t exist! There`s so such thing!`
It made me crazy to be told where to go
by something who`s no such thing.
The story now is over, the story is through.
And some of you may even think this story is true.
But, there`s no such thing.
It didn`t happen, cause there`s no such thing.
I made the whole thing up, so I outta know.
And I know there`s no such things.
There`s no such thing.
There`s no such thing.
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