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All you lasses in Parnassus, swallowing swords
Shooting out fire at us heathen hordes
I was thinkin` something before I began
But then you done cut off both of my hands
Now I do my drinking from bamboo straws
Constantly kicking at tarantulas
What was I thinking, move to Baltimore?
Oh yeah, the great outdoors!
Jump into the water
Keel-hauled on the Constellation
Don`t sell my belongings
`Cause you know that I`ll be baaack
Remember when I told ya that I was a samurai?
Well the fact of the matter is, that was a lie
There were some other things that I`d rather not recall
Y`all can blame it all on the alcohol
But you ain`t got no business criticizing me
This is my house and I`ll do as I please
What was I thinking, move to Baltimore?
Oh yeah, the great outdoors!
Jump into the water
Keel-hauled on the Constellation
Don`t sell my belongings
`Cause you know that I`ll be baaack
Move it on over and give me a slice
If you`re in the market for green zucchini
Farmers` Almanac got the largest size
Winnebago woman, whatcha cookin`?
Move it on over and give me a slice
I`d be a richer man today if it weren`t for physics
If I could levitate I would sell lots of tickets
And maybe do an interview with Larry King while flooooaaaating
I`d be a richer man today if it weren`t for physics
If I could levitate I would sell lots of tickets