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When you hear that i`m a cowboy, and i work the cattle trail.
You probably assume i`m big and tough (big and tough)
But the trail`s worn me down, i don`t want to hang around
I`ve just about had enough (had enough)
you see i like a nice cup of expresso,
and i like to read my people magazine
I co-ordinate my chaps, but everybody laughs
and say they don`t like that shade of green
Chorus:
Oh no, it`s true, i`m a sensitive cowboy and i don`t know what to do
oh no, it`s kinda strange, i`m the last sensitive cowboy on the range
well i try to eat a healthy, balanced diet
but they all eat their brown beans from the can
They all have to smoke about six packs a day
you`d think they was the marlboro man (*cough* smooth!)
and they don`t like to go to see the opera
on friday nights when they get paid
and they don`t help me bring in the hanging plants
every time there`s a native american raid
Chorus
(Spoken)
Cowboy life sure is different these days
why brand your cattle when you can just use bovine psychology?
why have a gun fight when there are so many good para-legals out there?
Nobody drinks and bush-whacks anymore
And besides, we`re all switching over to eating salt-reduced tofu jerky
And if you`re gonna ride off into the sunset,
make sure you`re using an effective sun-block