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I know a fat ole policeman, hes always on our street
A fat old, jolly red-faced man, he really is a treat
Hes too fine for a policeman, hes never known to frown
And everybody says he is the happiest man in town
*Laughter*
He laughs upon his duty, he laughs upon his beat
He laughs at everybody when hes walking in the street
He never can stop laughing, he says he`d never tried
But once he did arrest a man and laughed until he died
*Laughter*
Oh, His jolly face had wrinkled, and then he shut his eyes
He opened his great mouth, it was a wonderous size
He said I must arrest you, I didn`t know what for
And then he starting laughing, until he cracked his jaw
*Laughter*
So if you chance to meet him while walking round the town
Just shake him by his ole fat hand and give him have a crowd
His eyes beam and sparkle, he`ll gurgle with delight
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