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I know a fat ole policeman, he’s always on our street
Afat old, jolly red-faced man, he really is a treat
He’s too fine for a policeman, he’s never known to frown
And everybody says he is the happiest man in town
*Laughter*
He laughs upon his duty, he laughs upon his beat
He laughs at everybody when he’s walking in the street
He never can stop laughing, he says he`d never tried
But once he did arrest a man and laughed until he died
*Laughter*
Oh, His jolly face had wrinkled, and then he shut his eyes
He opened his great mouth, it was a wonderous size
He said “I must arrest you,” I didn`t know what for
And then he starting laughing, until he cracked his jaw
*Laughter*
So if you chance to meet him while walking ‘round the town
Just shake him by his ole fat hand and give him have a crowd
His eyes beam and sparkle, he`ll gurgle with delight
And then you’ll start him laughing, with all his blessed might Send " The Laughing Policeman" Ringtone to your Cell