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<pre><font size='+2'>THE LONE SOME KICKER lyrics ADAM SANDLER</font><br>Me, I`m the Lonesome Kicker<br />
 Extra points, field goals at your service<br />
 One might think it comes with glory<br />
 You might think different after you listen to my story<br />
 <br />
 My helmet is equipped with a tiny face mask<br />
 What it possibly could protect, I do not know<br />
 The other guys on the team<br />
 Like to make fun of my little shoulder pads<br />
 And also like to hide the special shoe<br />
 I need to kick in the snow<br />
 <br />
 People think it`s so easy<br />
 To kick a field goal from the 30 yard line<br />
 They forget to add seven yards for the snap<br />
 And 10 more `cause the goal posts are pushed way back<br />
 <br />
 In 1974, the uprights were right on the goal line<br />
 But some of the players were running into them<br />
 And getting hurt<br />
 So screw the kicker<br />
 Who cares about the kicker?<br />
 <br />
 But I kick that ball<br />
 And I pray it goes straight<br />
 If it does<br />
 The coach says `Good job, number 8`<br />
 He doesn`t even know my name is<br />
 Andre Kristacovitchlalinski, Jr.<br />
 But that`s the life I live<br />
 The Lonesome Kicker<br />
 <br />
 Kickoffs can be so very scary<br />
 Especially, if the returner breaks on through<br />
 And I`m the only guy on the playing field left to tackle him<br />
 I don`t want to get hurt<br />
 So I pretend to tie my shoe<br />
 <br />
 Once again, I`m ignored by my teammates and all my coaches<br />
 `Go back where you came from!`<br />
 Scream 70,000 fans<br />
 Well, I know I could win their love back<br />
 By catching a winning touch-down<br />
 But, unfortunately, I was born with these very small hands<br />
 <br />
 And I hope that the cameras don`t come in too close<br />
 `Cause they might see the tears in my eyes<br />
 As I sit on this bench made of cold-hearted wood<br />
 And the splinters go deep in my thighs<br />
 And the towel boy snickers as he walks by<br />
 The Lonesome Kicker<br />
 <br />
 Another blocked kick<br />
 And everybody blames me<br />
 But it was the Left Guard<br />
 Who didn`t pick up his man<br />
 Oh, why can`t they see...<br />
 <br />
 In my home country<br />
 I could have been a minor league soccer player<br />
 But I came to America<br />
 Seeking fortune and seeking fame<br />
 I didn`t realize that if I shanked one<br />
 And blew the point spread<br />
 Some drunk guys would push me into their hibachi<br />
 After the game<br />
 <br />
 So I go home at night<br />
 `Cause I never get invited<br />
 To go drinking with the other guys<br />
 And I sit in my chair, and I soak my foot<br />
 As I eat a plate of cold french fries<br />
 And my wife`s out with her quote-unquote friend<br />
 And my son can`t look me in the eyes<br />
 But that`s the life I live<br />
 The Lonesome Kicker<br />
 <br />
 Kicking for you<br />
 They took my snow shoe<br><br><a href='http://www.lyricsbay.com' target='_blank'>LyricsBay</a> | <a href="http://www.lyricsbay.com/the_lone_some_kicker_lyrics-adam_sandler.html" target='_blank'>THE LONE SOME KICKER lyrics ADAM SANDLER</a></pre>

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Me, I`m the Lonesome Kicker
Extra points, field goals at your service
One might think it comes with glory
You might think different after you listen to my story

My helmet is equipped with a tiny face mask
What it possibly could protect, I do not know
The other guys on the team
Like to make fun of my little shoulder pads
And also like to hide the special shoe
I need to kick in the snow

People think it`s so easy
To kick a field goal from the 30 yard line
They forget to add seven yards for the snap
And 10 more `cause the goal posts are pushed way back

In 1974, the uprights were right on the goal line
But some of the players were running into them
And getting hurt
So screw the kicker
Who cares about the kicker?

But I kick that ball
And I pray it goes straight
If it does
The coach says `Good job, number 8`
He doesn`t even know my name is
Andre Kristacovitchlalinski, Jr.
But that`s the life I live
The Lonesome Kicker

Kickoffs can be so very scary
Especially, if the returner breaks on through
And I`m the only guy on the playing field left to tackle him
I don`t want to get hurt
So I pretend to tie my shoe

Once again, I`m ignored by my teammates and all my coaches
`Go back where you came from!`
Scream 70,000 fans
Well, I know I could win their love back
By catching a winning touch-down
But, unfortunately, I was born with these very small hands

And I hope that the cameras don`t come in too close
`Cause they might see the tears in my eyes
As I sit on this bench made of cold-hearted wood
And the splinters go deep in my thighs
And the towel boy snickers as he walks by
The Lonesome Kicker

Another blocked kick
And everybody blames me
But it was the Left Guard
Who didn`t pick up his man
Oh, why can`t they see...

In my home country
I could have been a minor league soccer player
But I came to America
Seeking fortune and seeking fame
I didn`t realize that if I shanked one
And blew the point spread
Some drunk guys would push me into their hibachi
After the game

So I go home at night
`Cause I never get invited
To go drinking with the other guys
And I sit in my chair, and I soak my foot
As I eat a plate of cold french fries
And my wife`s out with her quote-unquote friend
And my son can`t look me in the eyes
But that`s the life I live
The Lonesome Kicker

Kicking for you
They took my snow shoe

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