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<pre><font size='+2'>THE LONELY JEW ON CHRISTMAS lyrics SOUTH PARK</font><br>It`s hard to be a Jew on Christmas <br />
<br />
My Friends won`t let me join in any games.. <br />
<br />
And I can`t sing Christmas songs <br />
<br />
Or decorate a Christmas tree.. <br />
<br />
Or leave water out for Rudolph <br />
<br />
cos there`s something wrong with me.. <br />
<br />
My people don`t believe in Jesus Christ`s divinity.. <br />
<br />
I`m a Jew, a Lonely Jew.. on Christmas. <br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Hanukkah is nice, but why is it, <br />
<br />
That Santa passes over my house every year? <br />
<br />
And instead of eating Ham <br />
<br />
I have to eat Kosher LATKEES.. <br />
<br />
Instead of Silent Night <br />
<br />
I`m singing hou-hazch-tou-gavish.. <br />
<br />
And what the fuck is up <br />
<br />
With lighting all these fucking Candles, tell me please? <br />
<br />
I`m a Jew, a Lonely Jew.. <br />
<br />
I`D BE MERRY, but i`m Hebrew.. on Christmas<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Hey Little Boy, I can`t help but hear, <br />
<br />
You`re feeling left out of Christmas Cheer.. <br />
<br />
But i`ve come to see that you shouldn`t be sad <br />
<br />
`Cos this is the one month that you shoud be glad.. <br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Because it`s nice to be a Jew on Christmas <br />
<br />
You don`t have to deal with the season at all.. <br />
<br />
You don`t have to be on your best behaviour, or give to charity <br />
<br />
You don`t have to go to grandma`s house with your alcoholic family.. <br />
<br />
And I don`t have to sit on some fake Santa`s lap <br />
<br />
And have him breathe his stinky breath on me! <br />
<br />
That`s right! You`re a Jew, a Stylin` Jew.. <br />
<br />
It`s a good time, to be Hebrew.. on Christmas.<br><br><a href='http://www.lyricsbay.com' target='_blank'>LyricsBay</a> | <a href="http://www.lyricsbay.com/the_lonely_jew_on_christmas_lyrics-south_park.html" target='_blank'>THE LONELY JEW ON CHRISTMAS lyrics SOUTH PARK</a></pre>

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It`s hard to be a Jew on Christmas

My Friends won`t let me join in any games..

And I can`t sing Christmas songs

Or decorate a Christmas tree..

Or leave water out for Rudolph

cos there`s something wrong with me..

My people don`t believe in Jesus Christ`s divinity..

I`m a Jew, a Lonely Jew.. on Christmas.

Hanukkah is nice, but why is it,

That Santa passes over my house every year?

And instead of eating Ham

I have to eat Kosher LATKEES..

Instead of Silent Night

I`m singing hou-hazch-tou-gavish..

And what the fuck is up

With lighting all these fucking Candles, tell me please?

I`m a Jew, a Lonely Jew..

I`D BE MERRY, but i`m Hebrew.. on Christmas

Hey Little Boy, I can`t help but hear,

You`re feeling left out of Christmas Cheer..

But i`ve come to see that you shouldn`t be sad

`Cos this is the one month that you shoud be glad..

Because it`s nice to be a Jew on Christmas

You don`t have to deal with the season at all..

You don`t have to be on your best behaviour, or give to charity

You don`t have to go to grandma`s house with your alcoholic family..

And I don`t have to sit on some fake Santa`s lap

And have him breathe his stinky breath on me!

That`s right! You`re a Jew, a Stylin` Jew..

It`s a good time, to be Hebrew.. on Christmas.

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