The Makeout Club lyrics

if I recall correctly
it was the middle of spring
walkin with my boys
contiplating what summer will bring
we started talkin about girls
and it was the funniest thing
as I started to remember some of the funniest things

see there was ashley,
she caught my eye the second that she pasted me
I kissed her once
then she started to harrase me
she called all night long
I had to buy a brand new phone

And let me see
there was mellony
to have a mouth like that should be a felony
wouldn`t believe half the shit that she was tellin me
I mean dirty vocab
she used to talk like she was crunk

and after that was tiffany
the one with the cute cousin
are you kiddin` me?
she had a man
but that didn`t mean shit to me
he tryed to catch us all the time
but I was just to god dam smooth

and I can`t forget to mention Carrie
but that situation quickly got scary
cuz after 2 days she was like lets get married
can you believe that shit?
I had to pack my bags and move!

they say I gotta change my evil ways
and I`m workin hard at it every day but
No matter what i do
I seem to make the same mistakes that I`m tryin not to
if love is just a game that people play
and practice make perfect is what they say but
no matter what I do
I seem to make the same mistakes that I`m tryin not to

I`ll always remember Monica
the jewish chick
she`d always give me gifts for Chanukkah
to met her folks she`d try and make me rock a yhomica
but she looked so dam good
she almost made my ass convert

and after that there was Lisa
she had a twin sister, Teresa
I bumped into them at Cam`s gettin pizza
the greatest night of my life
schleps to rock that kill to birds

and there was Erica
she had the stankest breath in North America,
I tryed to slip her tic tacs
but they were scared of her
and when we made out
I always had to plug my nose

And I supose your know the sister
shoot, I swear by hand and God
I only kissed her
I gotta foot fetish
but she gotta lota blisters
I mean hammer time feet
you think she had walked from Boca Raton

they say I gotta change my evil ways
and I`m workin hard at it every day but
No matter what I do
I seem to make the same mistakes that I`m tryin not to
if love is just a game that people play
and practice make perfect is what they say but
no matter what I do
I seem to make the same mistakes that I`m tryin not to

Yo Matt,
remember Catherine?
she talked so much
I used to make her bring me aspirine
bla, bla bla bla
I`m doin fine thanks for askin
I even tryed to make a muzzle
but her mouth would just not quite

Oh Shit
remember Shuana
I hate to bring her up again
I didn`t want her
that girl I talked about
in `that girls a dog` song
yea the poster girl from pac sun
almost made me lose my grip

and oh shit
there was Krystal
the meth head
she used to sniff like a fist full
one time she chased me down thr street with a pistol
she tryed to say I took her stash
she bugged out and tryed to kill my ass

and at last we got Kimmy
she went abroad
came back
and broke up with me
and so I ripped up all them letter that she sent me
I cryed for like 3 days
then it was back to my evil ways

they say I gotta change my evil ways
and I`m workin hard at it every day but
No matter what I do
I seem to make the same mistakes that I`m tryin not to
if love is just a game that people play
and practice make perfect is what they say but
no matter what I do
I seem to make the same mistakes that I`m tryin not to
they say I gotta change my evil ways
and I`m workin hard at it every day but
No matter what I do
I seem to make the same mistakes that I`m tryin not to
if love is just a game that people play
and practice make perfect is what they say but
no matter what I do
I seem to make the same mistakes that I`m tryin not to