The Men lyrics

Don`t play football

We play Fenders

We chop fish in kitchen blenders

We`re a disgrace to our gender

We`re the men!



Always together night and day

It makes our girlfriends think we`re gay

But who needs women when you`ve got friends?

We`re the men!



The men will never let me down

The men will always be around

The men won`t argue, scratch, or fight

The men won`t say, "I`ve got a headache tonight"!



On Friday night we`ll all jump in a car

And blow all our money at a go-go bar

Sober up for a week to do it over again because

We`re the men!



We`re twenty-one, but we act like we`re ten

We`re as immature as we`ve ever been

Maybe we`ll grow up, but I don`t know when because

We`re the men!



We`ll get together

Drink together

Sweat together

Stink together

Laugh together

Cry together

Live together

And die together!



We`re the men