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When I was a kid I wanted to grow up and be a cop in a
province town or county
I thought it would be great if somedy i could be a
Mountie
I wanted to beat up crooks and make arrests because taht`s
part of the profession
But now I just sit on my horse and tell American tourists the
parliament`s in session
I really don`t look good in red and my stupid hat flies off my
head in every parade
I`m young and strong and have no fear but now I`m spending
my career in Motorcades
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I wanna enforce the law, I wanna wear normal clothes
I don`t wanna have to smile for diplomat`s home videos
I`m good at workin` real hard, I should have joined the Coast
Gaurd
Oh no the RCMP, is not the life for me
I used to think that a Mountie had to be honest, loyal, humble
strong and thrifty
But even though we don`t break ranks we get no thanks, they
took us off the fifty (dollar bill)
On Sussex Drive in hallowed halls we act like gaurds in
shopping malls, it`s such a pain
Like someone`s plotting to kill the minister of
Sports and Recreation now that`s insane
Sometimes I just wanna puke Sgt. Preston of the Yukon
Dudley Dooright`s such a jerk
And though he tries with all his heart, my horse couldn`t catch a
shopping cart
Somedays I hate to go to work