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<pre><font size='+2'>THE MULE SESSION lyrics ADAM SANDLER</font><br>My girlfriend left me for a seven foot Indian<br />
My grandma hung herself on a tree in the Caribbean<br />
My sister`s on the dope and my brother always picks his nose<br />
And Daddy`s only happy when he`s wearing Mama`s pantyhose, yeah<br />
I just lost my job to a God damn robot (Good times!)<br />
Then my dog got in the freeze box, he ate everything I got<br />
<br />
But I`ve got my mule<br />
He`s a very, very nice mule<br />
He walks with me home from school<br />
Cause he`s a very, very nice mule<br />
<br />
When he was a baby my mother fed him gruel<br />
But now he prefers to dine on his own stool<br />
He always philosophizes with the rabbis after shul<br />
Cause he`s a very, very pious mule<br />
<br />
When he sees a picture of a carrot he has a tendency to druel<br />
On Halloween he tries to scare me by dressing up as a ghoul<br />
He once challenged someone who stole my hat to a duel<br />
Cause he`s a very, very Old school mule<br />
<br />
A needle-nosed plier is his favorite tool<br />
He lifeguards on a volunteer basis and the Rec. Center pool<br />
When I break down on the side of the road he shows up with unleaded fuel<br />
He`s a devoted fan of Ms. Paula Abdul<br />
<br />
And also approves of the recent makeover of former folkie Jewel<br />
(coughing)<br />
When I told him Halle Berry`s husband cheated he just shook his head and said to himself `what a fool`<br />
Cause he`s a very, very monogamous mule<br />
<br />
(snoring) Porkchop! Wake up, man, the session`s not over!<br />
<br />
After several well-publicized arrests for public urination he now drinks exclusively O`Doul<br />
And every year he puts on a presentation at the Boys Club to show kids smoking isn`t cool<br />
His favorite Elvis song is `Don`t be Cruel`, no it`s `Hound Dog`<br />
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My girlfriend left me for a seven foot Indian
My grandma hung herself on a tree in the Caribbean
My sister`s on the dope and my brother always picks his nose
And Daddy`s only happy when he`s wearing Mama`s pantyhose, yeah
I just lost my job to a God damn robot (Good times!)
Then my dog got in the freeze box, he ate everything I got

But I`ve got my mule
He`s a very, very nice mule
He walks with me home from school
Cause he`s a very, very nice mule

When he was a baby my mother fed him gruel
But now he prefers to dine on his own stool
He always philosophizes with the rabbis after shul
Cause he`s a very, very pious mule

When he sees a picture of a carrot he has a tendency to druel
On Halloween he tries to scare me by dressing up as a ghoul
He once challenged someone who stole my hat to a duel
Cause he`s a very, very Old school mule

A needle-nosed plier is his favorite tool
He lifeguards on a volunteer basis and the Rec. Center pool
When I break down on the side of the road he shows up with unleaded fuel
He`s a devoted fan of Ms. Paula Abdul

And also approves of the recent makeover of former folkie Jewel
(coughing)
When I told him Halle Berry`s husband cheated he just shook his head and said to himself `what a fool`
Cause he`s a very, very monogamous mule

(snoring) Porkchop! Wake up, man, the session`s not over!

After several well-publicized arrests for public urination he now drinks exclusively O`Doul
And every year he puts on a presentation at the Boys Club to show kids smoking isn`t cool
His favorite Elvis song is `Don`t be Cruel`, no it`s `Hound Dog`
I was just kidding you

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