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My girlfriend left me for a seven foot Indian
My grandma hung herself on a tree in the Caribbean
My sister`s on the dope and my brother always picks his nose
And Daddy`s only happy when he`s wearing Mama`s pantyhose, yeah
I just lost my job to a God damn robot (Good times!)
Then my dog got in the freeze box, he ate everything I got
But I`ve got my mule
He`s a very, very nice mule
He walks with me home from school
Cause he`s a very, very nice mule
When he was a baby my mother fed him gruel
But now he prefers to dine on his own stool
He always philosophizes with the rabbis after shul
Cause he`s a very, very pious mule
When he sees a picture of a carrot he has a tendency to druel
On Halloween he tries to scare me by dressing up as a ghoul
He once challenged someone who stole my hat to a duel
Cause he`s a very, very Old school mule
A needle-nosed plier is his favorite tool
He lifeguards on a volunteer basis and the Rec. Center pool
When I break down on the side of the road he shows up with unleaded fuel
He`s a devoted fan of Ms. Paula Abdul
And also approves of the recent makeover of former folkie Jewel
(coughing)
When I told him Halle Berry`s husband cheated he just shook his head and said to himself `what a fool`
Cause he`s a very, very monogamous mule
(snoring) Porkchop! Wake up, man, the session`s not over!
After several well-publicized arrests for public urination he now drinks exclusively O`Doul
And every year he puts on a presentation at the Boys Club to show kids smoking isn`t cool
His favorite Elvis song is `Don`t be Cruel`, no it`s `Hound Dog`
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