The Night Santa Went Crazy lyrics

PLAY WEIRD AL YANKOVIC The Night Santa Went Crazy video Well, hey, how ya doin`? Have a seat. Have a drink.
Boy, it`s good to see ya. What can I say?
Wo, sorry, gotta run. We`ll get together again.
Say, what was your name, anyway?
Well, we`re workin` on the problem.
We`ll get back to ya soon. (yeah)
But don`t try to call me.
I`ll be in a meeting every afternoon.
For a year. Maybe longer. Keep in touch.
Thanks for droppin` by, and have a nice day.
CHORUS:
The check`s in the mail. (hey!)
You`re beautiful.
Don`t ever change.
You know what I mean.
My girl will call your girl.
We`ll talk. We`ll do lunch.
Or leave a message on my machine. So baby,
Won`t you sign
On the dotted line.
I`m gonna make your dreams come true.
The check`s in the mail.
Would I lie to you?
Well, hey. Wait a minute.
Whattsa matter? Hold on.
You want me to fork over the loot?
You say you hate my guts?
You wanna take me to court?
And you got yourself a lawyer with a three-piece suit?
Well, I`m proud to say you`re not
The only critic of mine. (yeah)
So if you wanna sue me,
I`m afraid you`re gonna have to wait in line.
Take a number. Thanks for calling.
Who loves ya, baby?
Don`t forget to read the fine print.
CHORUS
Aw, trust me!
The check`s in the mail. (hey!)
You`re beautiful.
Don`t ever change.
You know what I mean.
Why don`t you leave a message with my girl,
Or have lunch with your machine. So baby,
Won`t you sign
On the dotted line.
I`m gonna make your dreams come true.
The check`s in the mail.
Would I lie to you?
The check`s in the mail.
Would I lie to you?

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