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GOOD EVENING, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE`S A
LITTLE NUMBER I TOSSED OFF RECENTLY IN THE
CARIBBEAN.
Isn`t it awfully nice to have a penis.
Isn`t it frightfully good to have a dong.
It`s swell to have a stiffy,
It`s divine to own a dick.
From the tiniest little tadger,
To the world`s biggest prick.
So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake.
Your piece-of-pork,
Your wife`s best friend,
Your Percy or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock.
But don`t take it out in public
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won`t come back.
CMCALONEY@mta.ca
Back to: MONTY PYTHON lyricsLITTLE NUMBER I TOSSED OFF RECENTLY IN THE
CARIBBEAN.
Isn`t it awfully nice to have a penis.
Isn`t it frightfully good to have a dong.
It`s swell to have a stiffy,
It`s divine to own a dick.
From the tiniest little tadger,
To the world`s biggest prick.
So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake.
Your piece-of-pork,
Your wife`s best friend,
Your Percy or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock.
But don`t take it out in public
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won`t come back.
CMCALONEY@mta.ca
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