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<pre><font size='+2'>THE PHILOSOPHERS SONG lyrics MONTY PYTHON</font><br>          The Philosopher`s Song<br />
                  (Monty Python)<br />
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Immanuel Kant was a real pissant<br />
Who was very rarely stable.<br />
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar<br />
Who could think you under the table.<br />
David Hume could out-consume<br />
Schopenhauer and Hegel,<br />
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine<br />
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.<br />
There`s nothing Nietzsche couldn`t teach ya<br />
`Bout the raising of the wrist.<br />
<br />
John Stuart Mill, of his own free will,<br />
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.<br />
Plato, they say, could stick it away<br />
Half a crate of whiskey every day.<br />
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,<br />
Hobbes was fond of his dram,<br />
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart:<br />
`I drink, therefore I am`<br />
Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed;<br />
A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he`s pissed!<br />
<br />
@philosophy<br />
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The Philosopher`s Song
(Monty Python)

Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable.
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table.
David Hume could out-consume
Schopenhauer and Hegel,
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.
There`s nothing Nietzsche couldn`t teach ya
`Bout the raising of the wrist.

John Stuart Mill, of his own free will,
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.
Plato, they say, could stick it away
Half a crate of whiskey every day.
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,
Hobbes was fond of his dram,
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart:
`I drink, therefore I am`
Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed;
A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he`s pissed!

@philosophy
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