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<pre><font size='+2'>THE PROPER GANDER lyrics BOBBY DARIN</font><br>There was a white mouse consultation <br />
<br />
Down at the county fair <br />
<br />
All the church mice, field mice and not <br />
<br />
 so nice mice <br />
<br />
Everybody gathered there <br />
<br />
You see the muckidy muck he was <br />
<br />
 speakin`, tellin` them where it was at <br />
<br />
He said hear, hear there ain`t nothin` to fear <br />
<br />
Except a three eyed Siamese cat <br />
<br />
And the crowd was stunned <br />
<br />
See, no single mouse had ever seen one <br />
<br />
He said don`t be scared <br />
<br />
We`re prepared. <br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Then he held up a great big picture <br />
<br />
So every mouse could see <br />
<br />
What a three eyed Siamese cat looked like <br />
<br />
The face of the enemy <br />
<br />
And the crowd let out such a shudder <br />
<br />
As they lined up file and rank <br />
<br />
Starin` at a twenty foot picture frame <br />
<br />
Surroundin` a twenty foot blank <br />
<br />
Just empty space <br />
<br />
But every single mouse <br />
<br />
Swore he saw a face <br />
<br />
He said don`t be scared <br />
<br />
We`re prepared <br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Then the muckidy much started screamin` <br />
<br />
Yellin` till his voice gave out <br />
<br />
He said now that you`ve seen what the <br />
<br />
 cat looks like <br />
<br />
Gonna tell you what he`s all about <br />
<br />
He said he don`t eat cheese on Friday <br />
<br />
And he goes around lickin` his paws <br />
<br />
He`s awful mean and he loves to keep clean <br />
<br />
And believes in changin` laws <br />
<br />
And the crowd went wild <br />
<br />
And every mouse began to fear for his child <br />
<br />
Don`t scared <br />
<br />
We`re prepared. <br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Now two times two is forty-five <br />
<br />
The muckidy muck explained <br />
<br />
And the flat side of the moon is green <br />
<br />
And the farmer don`t need no rain <br />
<br />
And the night is light and might is right <br />
<br />
And Supermouse is on our side <br />
<br />
And the three eyed Siamese cat`s a plague <br />
<br />
From which nobody can hide <br />
<br />
And the mice all cringed <br />
<br />
The whiskers of that cat would soon <br />
<br />
 be singed <br />
<br />
Don`t be scared <br />
<br />
We`re prepared. <br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Then the muckidy muck started singin` <br />
<br />
Through his great paternal grin <br />
<br />
And the church mice, field mice <br />
<br />
All the patriotic mice <br />
<br />
Everybody chimed right in <br />
<br />
They sang this land is mice land <br />
<br />
Mice country tis of thee <br />
<br />
Well my father took it from the beaver rat <br />
<br />
Nobody`s gonna take it from me <br />
<br />
And the mice all cheered <br />
<br />
The sound that they were makin` sure <br />
<br />
 was weird <br />
<br />
Dont` be scared <br />
<br />
We`re prepared. <br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Then the muckidy muck said line up here <br />
<br />
Everybody give a buck <br />
<br />
To fight the three eyed Siamese cat <br />
<br />
 takes money <br />
<br />
And a little bit of luck <br />
<br />
We`ve got a million of our best young mice <br />
<br />
To go out and volunteer <br />
<br />
To give up what they`re livin` for <br />
<br />
To make the cat disappear <br />
<br />
Let`s give `em a hand <br />
<br />
Yay <br />
<br />
We don`t want that cat invadin` our land <br />
<br />
No way <br />
<br />
We`re not scared <br />
<br />
We`re prepared. <br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Then a mighty strange thing happened <br />
<br />
Guess you could call it fate <br />
<br />
You see, a gust of wind blew the picture <br />
<br />
 frame down <br />
<br />
And it landed on the muckidy muck`s head <br />
<br />
And the mice they all went crazy <br />
<br />
For the first time they saw the lie <br />
<br />
It was all a hoax on just simple folks <br />
<br />
And the muckidy muck must die <br />
<br />
And die he did <br />
<br />
The members of his staff they just fled <br />
<br />
They were scared <br />
<br />
Hah <br />
<br />
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There was a white mouse consultation

Down at the county fair

All the church mice, field mice and not

so nice mice

Everybody gathered there

You see the muckidy muck he was

speakin`, tellin` them where it was at

He said hear, hear there ain`t nothin` to fear

Except a three eyed Siamese cat

And the crowd was stunned

See, no single mouse had ever seen one

He said don`t be scared

We`re prepared.

Then he held up a great big picture

So every mouse could see

What a three eyed Siamese cat looked like

The face of the enemy

And the crowd let out such a shudder

As they lined up file and rank

Starin` at a twenty foot picture frame

Surroundin` a twenty foot blank

Just empty space

But every single mouse

Swore he saw a face

He said don`t be scared

We`re prepared

Then the muckidy much started screamin`

Yellin` till his voice gave out

He said now that you`ve seen what the

cat looks like

Gonna tell you what he`s all about

He said he don`t eat cheese on Friday

And he goes around lickin` his paws

He`s awful mean and he loves to keep clean

And believes in changin` laws

And the crowd went wild

And every mouse began to fear for his child

Don`t scared

We`re prepared.

Now two times two is forty-five

The muckidy muck explained

And the flat side of the moon is green

And the farmer don`t need no rain

And the night is light and might is right

And Supermouse is on our side

And the three eyed Siamese cat`s a plague

From which nobody can hide

And the mice all cringed

The whiskers of that cat would soon

be singed

Don`t be scared

We`re prepared.

Then the muckidy muck started singin`

Through his great paternal grin

And the church mice, field mice

All the patriotic mice

Everybody chimed right in

They sang this land is mice land

Mice country tis of thee

Well my father took it from the beaver rat

Nobody`s gonna take it from me

And the mice all cheered

The sound that they were makin` sure

was weird

Dont` be scared

We`re prepared.

Then the muckidy muck said line up here

Everybody give a buck

To fight the three eyed Siamese cat

takes money

And a little bit of luck

We`ve got a million of our best young mice

To go out and volunteer

To give up what they`re livin` for

To make the cat disappear

Let`s give `em a hand

Yay

We don`t want that cat invadin` our land

No way

We`re not scared

We`re prepared.

Then a mighty strange thing happened

Guess you could call it fate

You see, a gust of wind blew the picture

frame down

And it landed on the muckidy muck`s head

And the mice they all went crazy

For the first time they saw the lie

It was all a hoax on just simple folks

And the muckidy muck must die

And die he did

The members of his staff they just fled

They were scared

Hah

Just not prepared.

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