The Six Dollar Man lyrics

The Six Dollar Man lyrics

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Send "The Six Dollar Man" Ringtone to your Cell Kermit: `Hi-ho, Kermit the Frog here. And sci-fi fans, I`m speaking to you from the laboratory of a Professor Nucleus Von Fission and I`m here to report one of the scientific marvels of the 20th century. Because as you probably know, Professor Von Fission is the inventor of the fabulous Six Dollar Man.` (Kermit walks over to the Professor who is standing over a robot-like creature lying on a table.) Prof. Von Fission: `Ah!` Kermit: `Who lays right here on the table, matter of fact.` Prof. Von Fission: `Yes.` Kermit: `Is that right, Professor Von Fission?` Prof. Von Fission: `Yes, that`s right! Mmmm.` Kermit: `And this whole thing only came to six dollars, huh?` Prof. Von Fission: `Yes, including tax.` Kermit: `Well, that`s, that`s just incredible. Umm ... the head, it looks like the head is made from a second-hand bowling ball.` (Sure enough, the head is a light blue swirly bowling bowl with the three finger-holes lined up as the creature`s eyes and open mouth.) Prof. Von Fission: `Yes, that`s right. Cost me a dollar thirty-eight at a rummage sale.` Kermit: `Mmmm. And the hair up here is what, a scouring pad?` Prof. Von Fission: `Yes, that`s a scouring pad. Thirty-nine cents a package.` Kermit: `Uh huh, great. What ... what`s that nose?` Prof. Von Fission: `Ahh, that`s a cork.` Kermit: `Hmmm.` Prof. Von Fission: `Cork was twenty-five cents, a real bargain.` Kermit: `That`s very ingenius. And going down here, the body looks like it`s an old olive oil can?` Prof. Von Fission: `Yes, that was a dollar fifty-nine, but ya gotta remember there was a lot of olive oil came with it. I used that to lubricate the joints.` Kermit: `Ahh, wonderful. The shoulder joint, as a matter of fact, is .. ahh .. that`s a hinge, huh?` Prof. Von Fission: `Yes, those are some hinges I picked up for ten cents each.` Kermit: `Uh huh. How about .. how about the arm? What did you make that arm out of?` Prof. Von Fission: `Ah, well, the arms and the legs are drainpipes and those were fifty cents a yard.` Kermit: `That`s .. ahh .. that`s great. There seems to be a spoon here where the hand is, huh?` Prof. Von Fission: `Spoons for hands, they were thirty-five cents apiece, yeah.` Kermit: `Ahh, wonderful. And for feet, you`ve got ... ah .. spatulas, huh?` Prof. Von Fission: `Yes, those were two for ... two for seventy-nine, that`s a real bargain. I got those at a going-out-of-business pancake place over in Posaick.` Kermit: `Isn`t that interesting. And all that comes to just six dollars, huh?` Prof. Von Fission: `Yup, that`s right. Oh, would you like to see me activate me?` Kermit: `Oh, we certainly would, that`d be just terrific, Professor!` Prof. Von Fission: `Oh, wonderful, yes!` (Kermit faces the camera to speak as the Prof. scoots behind him to activate the creature.) Kermit: `Ladies and gentlemen, this is a television first as we see the first demonstration of The Six Dollar Man.` (A sound like a car`s engine not quite turning over is heard as the Prof. pulls his hand away from the creature`s olive oil can tummy. Picture someone starting a boat`s motor.) Prof. Von Fission: `Uh oh, try again. (He does the hand motion again and then turns to speak to the camera) Ya gotta remember that he`s steam drive, you know, it takes a little while to start him up. Once more. (He tries one more time and ...) Yeah, yeah, there he goes! There he goes!` (The creature is up and bouncing off the walls, pulling down book-shelves and wrecking havoc all over the place.) Kermit: `Wow!` Prof. Von Fission: `Look at him go! Ha, ha, ha, ha! Oh, marvelous!` Kermit: `Oh my goodness.` Prof. Von Fission: `Ooops! Ha, ha, ha, ha! Did you see that?! Ha, ha, ha, ha! Oopsie-daisy! Ha, ha, ha, ha! Look what happened!` (What`s left of the creature flops onto the table. Pretty much just an olive oil can with a couple of spatulas sticking out!) Kermit: `Professor Von Fission! Your Six Dollar Man couldn`t do anything, all he did was destroy your entire laboratory!` Prof. Von Fission: `Well, what do you expect for six dollars?` (They both look at the camera, Kermit`s face doing that disgusted look he does so well.) Send " The Six Dollar Man" Ringtone to your Cell The Six Dollar Man lyrics @ Burbler Lyrics | The Six Dollar Man lyrics @ ELyrics | The Six Dollar Man lyrics @ Kovideo | Lyrics and Video @ MusicBabylon | The Six Dollar Man lyrics @ Songlyrics | The Six Dollar Man lyrics @ ELyricsWorld

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