There`s such a lot of good ways to be bad
And so many bad ways to be good, haven`t paid my rent yet
I tell them sorry but I haven`t got the money anymore
Just for today I thought I`d leave home alone, hold hands with day
And if I`m so bad, why don`t they take me away?
Just like what you hear with a shell pressed to your ear
That`s the sea in the trees in the morning
Hello the Universal
Good morning Steve, well you won`t believe me today
Working doesn`t seem to be the perfect thing for me so I`ll continue to play
And if I`m so bad why don`t they take me away?
Well a hippy trippy name dropper came through my door
He said: I just bumped into Mick he told me you know where to score?
No not me friend, I mind my own and my own minds me
Well my love is at the foot of your hand come what may
But if June comes first please won`t you take me away