Thewater Buffalo Song lyrics

NARRATOR
And now it`s time for Silly Songs with Larry.
The part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song
So without further adieu... Silly Songs with Larry

LARRY THE CUCUMBER
The Water Buffalo song
Everybody`s got a water buffalo
Yours is fast but mine is slow
Oh, where do you get them I don`t know
But everyone`s got a water buffaloooooo.................
I took my buffalo to the store
Got his head stuck in the door
Spilled some lima beans on the floor
Oh everybody`s got a...

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Stop it! Stop! Stop right this instant!
What do you think you are doing?
You can`t say everybody`s got a water buffalo
When everyone does not have a water buffalo!
We`re going to get nasty letters saying
`where`s my water buffalo? Why don`t i have a water buffalo?`
And are you prepared to deal with that? I don`t think so!
Just stop being so silly!

NARRATOR
This has been Silly Songs with Larry. Tune in next time to hear
Larry sing...

LARRY
Everybody`s got a baby kangaroo
Your`s is pink but mine is blue.
Hers was small but...

ARCHIE
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.........