This Tv Is Made For Watchin lyrics

You keep saying I watch too much TV
And my brain will soon disintegrate
Well, I`ve known kids who`ve been deprived of TV
And they`re the ones who can`t seem to relate
This TV is made for watchin`
And that`s just what I`ll do
One of these days TV is gonna take over you

Gilligan`s Island exposed me to Hamlet
Neither a borrower nor a lender be
I`ve learned about identical cousins
And that Green Acres is the place to be
This TV is made for watchin`
And that`s just what I`ll do
One of these days this TV is gonna need a brand new tube

Don`t do the crime if you can`t do the time
Come and play, everything`s a-okay
What do you do when you`re branded and know you`re a man?
You wanna go where everyone knows your name
This TV is made for watchin`
And by god that`s what I`ll do
One of these days this dude is gonna get that bubblin` crude
Oil, that is, black gold, texas tea