Toll Booth Willie lyrics

Toll Booth Willie lyrics

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Send "Toll Booth Willie" Ringtone to your Cell [Car approaches] Toll Booth Willie: `Welcome to Worchester. Dollar twenty-five please.` M1: `Hey, how ya doin` Toll Booth Willie?` Toll Booth Willie: `Good! Thanks fer askin, pop!` M1: `Aww, that`s great, you know, considering yer a fuckin` idiot!` [Pays toll and drives off] Toll Booth Willie: `Go fuck yourself you son of a bitch! I`ll come right outta the booth and fuckin` whack ya, you fuckin` prick!` [Another car approaches] M2: `Hey, hey, Willie! Hows it going?` Toll Booth Willie: `Hey, can`t complain, pop. Hows `bout you?` M2: `Oh, great, great. How much?` Toll Booth Willie: `The state charges a dollar twenty-five, pop.` M2: `That`s fine. Now should I give you the money, or should I shove the quarters directly up your fat ass!?` [Pays toll and drives off] Toll Booth Willie: `Why you fuckin` hard on! I`ll fucking Carlton Fisk yer fuckin` head with a Louise-ville fuckin` slugger! Whadya think of that ass fuck!?` [Another car approaches] F1: `Hi Willie.` Toll Booth Willie: `Oh, nice to see ya M`am. Not a bad day, huh?` F1: `Well, I`m a little lost. Could you help me out? I hear your the best with directions.` Toll Booth Willie: `Well I know my way around New England. I can tell ya that much. So where ya headed?` F1: `Well, I was just wondering exactly which is the best way to drive up your ass. You know, if you`d tell me, I`d appreciate it, you fuckin` prick.` [Drives off] Toll Booth Willie: `You fuckin` bitch! Fuck you! You forgot to pay the fuckin` toll you dirty whore! I`ll fuckin` drop you with a boot to the fuckin` skull you cum guzzling queen!` [Another car approaches] M3: `Hey Willie.` Toll Booth Willie: `Hey, how are ya?` M3: `Here`s a dollar twenty-five, and go fuck yourself.` [Pays toll and drives off] Toll Booth Willie: `Dah, you fuckin` prick! I hope you choke on a fuckin` bottle cap, ya fuckin` son of a fuck! Eat shit! Eat my shit!` [Another car approaches] Bishop Nelson: `Hello Willie. Good to see you.` Toll Booth Willie: `Ahhh, Bishop Nelson. Nice to see ya. That was quite a sermon you had the other day.` Bishop Nelson: `Hey, well I do my best.` Toll Booth Willie: `Dollar twenty-five, Bishop.` Bishop Nelson: `Dollar twenty-five, Willie. Isn`t that the same price your mother charges for a blow job, you piece of dog shit!?` [Pays toll and drives off] Toll Booth Willie: `Ohhh! Have another one, you fuckin` lush! It`s not my fault the bartender cut ya off last night ya fuckin` douche bag!` [Another car approaches] M5: `Hey!` Toll Booth Willie: `Well hey!` M5: `Yeah, do you want the money, or should I just shove the quarters directly up your fat ass!?` [Pays toll and drives off] Toll Booth Willie: `Well, I already heard that one you fuckin` unoriginal bastard! Go suck a corn you fuckin` piece of repeatin` shit!` [Another car approaches] F2: `Hi.` Toll Booth Willie: `Oh, hi. How are ya?` F2: `Fine, thank you. How much is the toll please?` Toll Booth Willie: `For you sweetheart, it`s a dollar twenty-five.` F2: `Here ya go.` [Pays toll] F2: `Thank you.` [Begins to drive off] Toll Booth Willie: `Hey! Hey! Honey! Would you like a receipt with that?` F2: `Oh, I almost forgot. Thank you so much.` [Toll Booth Willie scribbling a receipt for her] Toll Booth Willie: `And here ya are.` F2: `Umm, do you think you could sign it?` Toll Booth Willie: `Oh, uh.. sign it?` F2: `Yeah, sign Toll Booth Willie was here.` Toll Booth Willie: `Ok, sure. Uhh, by the way, what is this for?` [Signing receipt] F2: `Just so I could have proof for my friends that I met the biggest fuckin` dip shit with the smallest dick alive. You understand.` [Drives off] [Crumples up paper] Toll Booth Willie: `Fuck you, you fuckin` upity bitch! I`ll fuckin` fuck you and all your lesbian fish-eating friends in front of your fuckin` mothers! You`re gonna die, bitch! I`m comin` outta the booth!` [Opens the door and runs out of the booth] [Car screeches and hits him] Toll Booth Willie: `Ooooh! My fuckin` leg!` M6: `Hey! You ran over Toll Booth Willie!` M7: `Oh my God! I was always wondering what it would be like to run over a dried up stinky dick licker.` Toll Booth Willie: `Why you fuckin` pricks. I fuckin` hear every fuckin` word yer saying! When this fuckin` leg heals, I`m gonna kick you guys new fuckin` assholes! [Everyone cussing eachother out] Send " Toll Booth Willie" Ringtone to your Cell Toll Booth Willie lyrics @ Burbler Lyrics | Toll Booth Willie lyrics @ ELyrics | Toll Booth Willie lyrics @ Kovideo | Adam Sandler Lyrics and Video @ MusicBabylon | Toll Booth Willie lyrics @ Songlyrics | Toll Booth Willie lyrics @ ELyricsWorld

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