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<pre><font size='+2'>TOOTHPICK SPLIFFS lyrics MC CHRIS</font><br>I don`t smoke blunts<br />
`Cause I`m frugal with my dookie<br />
I hock a loogie, spit it out<br />
Then hit the hoochies<br />
<br />
I`m on bud like Hux comma Rudy<br />
It`s my duty to get loopy<br />
On the Buddha like it`s bootie<br />
<br />
I smoke fields<br />
I cold cock craps<br />
I smoke peels<br />
Smoke Robe cough drops<br />
<br />
I smoke if it`s green<br />
I smoke Monopoly homes<br />
It spices up my life<br />
When the monotony drones<br />
<br />
I smoke bags<br />
Smoke bails<br />
Smoke `till I see trails<br />
<br />
Only time I put it down<br />
Is when I see a female<br />
Just a minor detail<br />
That will usualy pass<br />
<br />
I`ll hit that ass<br />
Hit that glass packed<br />
Right with the grass<br />
<br />
I smoke Greedo<br />
I smoke Kermit<br />
I smoke the weed<br />
`Til it makes me vermit<br />
<br />
I vote third party<br />
That`s code for get high<br />
Pass the Yoshi<br />
To the left hand side<br />
<br />
Smokey doesn`t like me<br />
`Cause I burn up his trees<br />
I smoke more sesame seeds<br />
Than I was Mayor McCheese<br />
<br />
I`m just a cancer ridden MC<br />
Seekin` pain relief<br />
Pass the marijuana<br />
Hit it, hold in, release<br />
<br />
Call me Dirty D `cause the question`s what the dilly<br />
Fucked up like it`s whisky and I`m fuckin` punkabilly<br />
Fuck Tennesse, I`m chumley getting chilly<br />
MC Chris smoke tooth pick spliffs, fuck a philly<br />
<br />
I`ll scrape your bong<br />
Steal roaches from your ashtray<br />
I`ll rent nice dreams<br />
I`ll rent Half Baked<br />
<br />
I`ll eat a box of Frosted Flakes<br />
Because they taste great<br />
Only leads to cat naps<br />
Doesn`t lead to date rape<br />
<br />
Light the incense<br />
Turn on the blacklight<br />
Steady stressin`<br />
Let`s get stoned like stalactites<br />
<br />
Break it out, break it up<br />
Pack it the bag pipes<br />
I hit the apple<br />
And I ended up at Applebee`s<br />
<br />
Went to Wendy`s<br />
Went to Denny`s<br />
Went to Mickey D`s<br />
<br />
I went to Crystal<br />
Went to Castle<br />
Went where I pleased<br />
<br />
Ate more meat and cheese<br />
Than Mr. Dom Delouise<br />
I slept all day<br />
And I got nothing accomplished<br />
<br />
Just being honest<br />
I get paranoid and nautious<br />
I get obnoxious<br />
It`s not comin` at a constant<br />
<br />
It`s a pipe<br />
Not a pulpit<br />
Pass it on<br />
Or get accosted<br />
<br />
Call me Dirty D `cause the question`s what the dilly<br />
Fucked up like it`s whisky and I`m fuckin` punkabilly<br />
Fuck Tennesse, I`m chumley getting chilly<br />
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I don`t smoke blunts
`Cause I`m frugal with my dookie
I hock a loogie, spit it out
Then hit the hoochies

I`m on bud like Hux comma Rudy
It`s my duty to get loopy
On the Buddha like it`s bootie

I smoke fields
I cold cock craps
I smoke peels
Smoke Robe cough drops

I smoke if it`s green
I smoke Monopoly homes
It spices up my life
When the monotony drones

I smoke bags
Smoke bails
Smoke `till I see trails

Only time I put it down
Is when I see a female
Just a minor detail
That will usualy pass

I`ll hit that ass
Hit that glass packed
Right with the grass

I smoke Greedo
I smoke Kermit
I smoke the weed
`Til it makes me vermit

I vote third party
That`s code for get high
Pass the Yoshi
To the left hand side

Smokey doesn`t like me
`Cause I burn up his trees
I smoke more sesame seeds
Than I was Mayor McCheese

I`m just a cancer ridden MC
Seekin` pain relief
Pass the marijuana
Hit it, hold in, release

Call me Dirty D `cause the question`s what the dilly
Fucked up like it`s whisky and I`m fuckin` punkabilly
Fuck Tennesse, I`m chumley getting chilly
MC Chris smoke tooth pick spliffs, fuck a philly

I`ll scrape your bong
Steal roaches from your ashtray
I`ll rent nice dreams
I`ll rent Half Baked

I`ll eat a box of Frosted Flakes
Because they taste great
Only leads to cat naps
Doesn`t lead to date rape

Light the incense
Turn on the blacklight
Steady stressin`
Let`s get stoned like stalactites

Break it out, break it up
Pack it the bag pipes
I hit the apple
And I ended up at Applebee`s

Went to Wendy`s
Went to Denny`s
Went to Mickey D`s

I went to Crystal
Went to Castle
Went where I pleased

Ate more meat and cheese
Than Mr. Dom Delouise
I slept all day
And I got nothing accomplished

Just being honest
I get paranoid and nautious
I get obnoxious
It`s not comin` at a constant

It`s a pipe
Not a pulpit
Pass it on
Or get accosted

Call me Dirty D `cause the question`s what the dilly
Fucked up like it`s whisky and I`m fuckin` punkabilly
Fuck Tennesse, I`m chumley getting chilly
MC Chris smoke tooth pick spliffs, fuck a philly

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