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`How ya doin` girls? Long time, no see.
Listen, I`ve been to the doctor lately.
Honey, I just spent forty dollars to hear that from that guy?`
My analyst told me
that I was right out of my head.
The way he described it he said,
`You`d be better off dead
than alive.`
I didn`t listen to his jive.
I knew all along he was all wrong,
and I knew that he thought I was crazy,
but you know I`m not. Oh, no.
My analyst told me
that I was right out of my head.
He said I need treatment.
But I`m not that easily led.
He said I was the type that was most inclined
when out of his sight
to be out of my mind.
And he thought I was nuts.
No more if`s or and`s or but`s.
Oh, no.
They say as a child I appeared a little bit wild
with all my crazy ideas.
But I knew what was happenin`,
I knew I was a genius.
What`s so strange when you know that
you`re a wizard at three?
I said, `Baby, this is meant for me, me, me, me.`
I heard little children were supposed to sleep tight.
That`s why I drank a fifth of vodka one night.
My parent`s got frantic, didn`t know what to do.
But I had saw some crazy things
before I came to.
Now, do you think I was crazy?
I may have been only three but I was swingin`.
They all laughed at A. Graham Bell,
they all laughed at Edison,
and also at Einstein.
So why should I feel sorry if they just
didn`t understand the reasoning and the logic
that went on in my head.
I had a brain, it was insane.
So I just let them laugh at me
when I refused to ride on all those double-decker buses
all because there was no driver on the top.
Aaaaaaah.
`Did you ever hear a story like that in your life?
Honey, that chick is bananas. Do you hear?
Bananas. Oh, waiter, bring me another banana dacquari, would ya?`
Ba, ba, ba, ba!
`Oh, here she comes again.`
Badada, badada, badada. Wo!
My analyst told me
that I was right out of my head.
But I said, `Doctor,
I think that it`s you instead.
`Cause I got a thing that`s so unique and new,
it proves that I got the last laugh on you.
`Cause instead of one head, ooh, I got two.
And you know two heads are better than one.`