Two Cops In Tim Hortons lyrics

1 and 2 and 3 on the double,
Surrey Girls aint nothin but trouble,
Last night I slept with the Devil,
Surrey Girls aint nothin but trouble.
Took her out on a Monday night
She threw in a tape, and it was Great White
I said thats great, yeah I told a lie
And my inner child broke down and cried
Chorus
Out for dinner on that fateful night
Wanted a beer but all we did was fight about
politics, womens lib and social strife
And everything about Larry King`s first wife
Chorus
So I got the chicken, it was finger lickin`
She got the ribs and they started stickin`
To the hairs on her face, all over the place
The only thing showin was the clearasil paste
Chorus
Bridge: So I still drive a Yugo
and my lifes been a no go since that night with a
Surrey girl.....
Chorus to fade...