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Hey mister bartender give me a drink
I wanna cold wet glass with bubbles in it
And that doesn`t mean I can`t handle anything stronger now
Just think I`ll wait a while.
I`ll have a pint of lager please
And a pack of flakies
Give me a pint of lager please
And a can of baked beans
So hey misses tongue driver give us a squeeze
But put your coat back down cos I aint ready to leave
This doesn`t mean I don`t wanna take you back
You`ll just have to wait for that
I`ll have a pint of lager please
A complimentary striptease
Give me a pint of lager please
And a bag of green peas
Take me to the kebab hut!
So fill me up with flakes of manky mutton
High up to the top
And don`t be putting veg on that
Don`t want no cabbage patch kebab
A dab of ketchup, make it red
And please make sure the sheep is dead
And throw some peppers in the bag
"Would you like chili sauce on that?"
Mmmmm!
And a pint of lager please
With a pack of flakies
Give me a pint of lager please
Some soft scoop ice cream
So hey mister cab driver
Give me some breeze
It`s been a long long night and it`s repeating on me
And that doesn`t mean it`s time.... to.....
You know what I mean?
Just open the window Geez
Urrrrrgh!