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Quite often I get a thinking
How as kids we got by
Like christmas time in our house
We couldn`t even afford a fire

But we made do in our house
Back then when I was young
Dad used to suck a peppermint
And we`d all sit round his tongue

We couldn`t afford no tinsel
On our christmas tree
So we`d just wheel old grandad in
And make the old cunt sneeze...atchoo

Wheel him round the other side granny...atchoo

Well things change so bloody fast
I got children now of me own
Now I heard `em unwrap their presents
Last night when I got home

Santa claus you cunt
Where`s my fucking bike
I`ve unwrapped all this other junk
There`s nothing what i like

I`ve wrote you a letter
And i`ve come to see you twice
You geriatric wanker
Where`s my fucking bike

If i wanted a pair of fucking shoes
I would`ve fucking asked
This cowboy suit and ping-pong set
You can stick right up your arse

You went and mucked my order up
It`s enough to make you spew
It`s not just me that`s pissed off
My sister`s cheesed off too

Santa claUs you cunt
Where`s my fucking pram
You promised me you fucking cunt
You know who I am

`Cos I`m the little girl
You made sit right on your hand
Never mind your ho ho ho
Where`s my fucking pram

Next time i go to see him
I`m gonna punch him in the guts
Set his fucking reindeer loose
Kick rudolf in the nuts

Just you wait til next year
`Til we get to that store
A mate of my little sister
`ll come stomping through that door

Hey mums and dads just check his breath
And watch his bloodshot eyes
Don`t listen to him boys and girls
`Cos he tells fucking lies

He`s a pisstake and a pervert
He`s not even fucking bright
`Cos that fucking wanker
Forgot my fucking bike

Hey santa claus you cunt
Where`s my fucking bike
I`ve unwrapped all this other junk
There`s nothing what I like

I wrote you a fucking letter
And I came to see you twice
You geriatric wanker
Forgot my fucking bike

Yeah I`m gonna tell my dad on you
Fucking punch your head in....cunt
I saw mummy sucking santa

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