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<pre><font size='+2'>UNCLE BERNIE S FARM lyrics MOTHERS OF INVENTION</font><br>   ----- -------- ----<br />
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(I`m dreaming...)<br />
<br />
There`s a bomb to blow yo mommy up,<br />
A bomb for yo daddy too! (Ouch!)<br />
A baby doll that burps `n pees;<br />
A case of airplane glue!<br />
There`s a hungry plastic troll,<br />
To scarf yo buddy`s arm!<br />
There`s a box of ugly plastic things marked:<br />
`UNCLE BERNIE`S FARM`<br />
<br />
There`s a little plastic `CONGRESS`<br />
There`s a `NATION` you can buy!<br />
There`s a doll that looks like mommy<br />
(She`ll do anything but cry)  (Yes, Sir)<br />
There`s a doll that looks like daddy<br />
(He`s a funny little man...<br />
Push a button `n ask fo money:<br />
There`s a dollar in his hand!)  (Check his wallet)<br />
<br />
We gotta send Sanny claus back to de Rescue Mission!<br />
Christmas don`t make it no more!<br />
Don`tcha know that murder an` destruction<br />
Scream de toys in every store!  (I think this is sold in New York)<br />
<br />
There`s a man who runs the country<br />
There`s a man who tried to think<br />
And they`re all made out of plastic<br />
(When they melt, they start to stink)<br />
There`s a book with smiling children,<br />
Nearly dead with Christmas joys<br />
And smiling in his office<br />
is the creep who makes `the toys`<br />
(They got this car, when it hits the wall, you can see the guy dying<br />
You got little plastic pools of blood<br />
Ho-Ho-Ho-Ho-Ho (I`m dreaming...)<br />
...intestines...you can see right into his stomach...<br />
There`s this other thing, I...<br />
I got bombs, I got rockets, I got a, I got a stillson wrench<br />
and comes with a tape recorder...<br />
I got plastic brass knuckles<br />
with sound effects<br />
We got a `39 Chevy<br><br><a href='http://www.lyricsbay.com' target='_blank'>LyricsBay</a> | <a href="http://www.lyricsbay.com/uncle_bernie_s_farm_lyrics-mothers_of_invention.html" target='_blank'>UNCLE BERNIE S FARM lyrics MOTHERS OF INVENTION</a></pre>

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(I`m dreaming...)

There`s a bomb to blow yo mommy up,
A bomb for yo daddy too! (Ouch!)
A baby doll that burps `n pees;
A case of airplane glue!
There`s a hungry plastic troll,
To scarf yo buddy`s arm!
There`s a box of ugly plastic things marked:
`UNCLE BERNIE`S FARM`

There`s a little plastic `CONGRESS`
There`s a `NATION` you can buy!
There`s a doll that looks like mommy
(She`ll do anything but cry) (Yes, Sir)
There`s a doll that looks like daddy
(He`s a funny little man...
Push a button `n ask fo money:
There`s a dollar in his hand!) (Check his wallet)

We gotta send Sanny claus back to de Rescue Mission!
Christmas don`t make it no more!
Don`tcha know that murder an` destruction
Scream de toys in every store! (I think this is sold in New York)

There`s a man who runs the country
There`s a man who tried to think
And they`re all made out of plastic
(When they melt, they start to stink)
There`s a book with smiling children,
Nearly dead with Christmas joys
And smiling in his office
is the creep who makes `the toys`
(They got this car, when it hits the wall, you can see the guy dying
You got little plastic pools of blood
Ho-Ho-Ho-Ho-Ho (I`m dreaming...)
...intestines...you can see right into his stomach...
There`s this other thing, I...
I got bombs, I got rockets, I got a, I got a stillson wrench
and comes with a tape recorder...
I got plastic brass knuckles
with sound effects
We got a `39 Chevy

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