Uncle Chuck lyrics

`Uncle Chuck (is moving in)`
by the NiDs. From the 1987
release `Music to Detassle Corn By`
lyrics by Sean McCloud

When your father came home today
he said the worst thing he could say
He said make a bed and hide the Gin
Your Uncle Check is moving in.
Burnt his house down from smoking in bed.
both his wife and kids are dead
Ask Uncle check he`ll say he doesn`t care,
He can get sex anywhere

Chorus: Uncle Chuck is moving in
Uncle Chuck is moving in
Uncle Chuck is moving in
He`s a ture American

First day there he beat the dog
Ran your moped into a log
Drank you much and got sick on your bed
Then went out, said he`s get some head
Tell you stories you don`t want to hear
Watches t.v. and drinks too much beet
In the fall he`ll go shoot some deer
but for tonight he gonna roll a queer

Burns your books with his bic
Brags about the size of his dick
Reads you things that make you sick
Your Uncle Chuck is a fucking prick.

Chorus