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<pre><font size='+2'>VASECTOMY lyrics THE LIMELITERS</font><br>Well, I went to see my Doctor,<br />
 I said, `Doc, I can`t pay my bills!<br />
 The rent`s all spent, <br />
 The truck`s got a dent, <br />
 And I think I`m gettin` the chills<br />
 From being forced to sleep alone,<br />
 You see this house just ain`t no home,<br />
 I can`t afford no kids, <br />
 My life is on the skids,<br />
 `Cause my woman says<br />
 `Leave me alone,<br />
 Unless you get a vasectomy!<br />
 You ought to get a vasectomy!<br />
 Just one little male alteration<br />
 Can keep us from another altercation!<br />
 Get a vasectomy!<br />
 You ought to get a vasectomy!<br />
 Oh what a vas deferens there could be!`<br />
 <br />
 Well, the next thing I know,<br />
 I`m laying on a table <br />
 With a light shinin` in my eyes!<br />
 They strapped my wrists,<br />
 They strapped my ankles,<br />
 And they double-strapped my thighs!<br />
 <br />
 The nurses were a gigglin` <br />
 And I was a wigglin`, <br />
 Most uncomfortably,<br />
 When the Doc walked in, <br />
 With a perverted grin,<br />
 And here`s what he said to me:<br />
 <br />
 `It only hurts <br />
 For a little while,<br />
 That`s what they tell me,<br />
 That`s what they say!`<br />
 <br />
 Oooeeeiy! Ooooh! Aiiiy Oh!<br />
 <br />
 Well, it`s two weeks later, <br />
 And I feel a little better,<br />
 My mind is more at ease.<br />
 The rent`s still spent,<br />
 The truck`s got a dent,<br />
 But my woman`s no longer a tease!<br />
 <br />
 And even down at the office,<br />
 There is a lot more interest in me,<br />
 The girls all grin when I walk in!<br />
 And brother, they mean to please<br />
 A man with a vasectomy,<br />
 You ought to get a vasectomy!<br />
 Like a sun-kissed orange, <br />
 I`ve been squeezed,<br />
 `Cause its all juice and there`s no seed!<br />
 <br />
 Well, a vasedctomy!<br />
 You ought to get a vasectomy!<br />
 Oh what a vas deferens!<br />
 It`s beginnin` to make a little sense!<br />
 Oh what a vas deferens there could...`<br />
 <br />
 Here is the part that I like the most,<br />
 It takes the danger out of bein` close!<br />
 <br />
 Oh what a vas deferens there could..<br />
 <br />
 They snip those little suckers right in two <br />
 And clamp `em of with super-glue!<br />
 <br />
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Well, I went to see my Doctor,
I said, `Doc, I can`t pay my bills!
The rent`s all spent,
The truck`s got a dent,
And I think I`m gettin` the chills
From being forced to sleep alone,
You see this house just ain`t no home,
I can`t afford no kids,
My life is on the skids,
`Cause my woman says
`Leave me alone,
Unless you get a vasectomy!
You ought to get a vasectomy!
Just one little male alteration
Can keep us from another altercation!
Get a vasectomy!
You ought to get a vasectomy!
Oh what a vas deferens there could be!`

Well, the next thing I know,
I`m laying on a table
With a light shinin` in my eyes!
They strapped my wrists,
They strapped my ankles,
And they double-strapped my thighs!

The nurses were a gigglin`
And I was a wigglin`,
Most uncomfortably,
When the Doc walked in,
With a perverted grin,
And here`s what he said to me:

`It only hurts
For a little while,
That`s what they tell me,
That`s what they say!`

Oooeeeiy! Ooooh! Aiiiy Oh!

Well, it`s two weeks later,
And I feel a little better,
My mind is more at ease.
The rent`s still spent,
The truck`s got a dent,
But my woman`s no longer a tease!

And even down at the office,
There is a lot more interest in me,
The girls all grin when I walk in!
And brother, they mean to please
A man with a vasectomy,
You ought to get a vasectomy!
Like a sun-kissed orange,
I`ve been squeezed,
`Cause its all juice and there`s no seed!

Well, a vasedctomy!
You ought to get a vasectomy!
Oh what a vas deferens!
It`s beginnin` to make a little sense!
Oh what a vas deferens there could...`

Here is the part that I like the most,
It takes the danger out of bein` close!

Oh what a vas deferens there could..

They snip those little suckers right in two
And clamp `em of with super-glue!

Oh what a vas deferens there could be!

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