Vaseline lyrics

i know a girl who thinks of ghosts
she`ll make ya breakfast
she`ll make ya toast
she don`t use butter
she don`t use cheese
she don`t use jelly
or any of these
she uses vaseline
vaseline
vaseline

i know a guy who goes to shows
when he`s at home and he blows his nose
he don`t use tissues or his sleeve
he don`t use napkins or any of these
he uses magazines
magazines
magazines
magazines
magazines

i know a girl who reminds me of cher
she`s always changing
the color of her hair
she don`t use nothing
that ya buy at the store
she likes her hair to be real orange
she uses tangerines
tangerines
tangerines
tangerines
tangerines
tangerines