Vegetable Man lyrics

In leather shoes
I get the blues
So I walk the streets
In my plastic feet
And my blue velvet trousers make me feel pink
There`s a kind of stink about blue velvet trousers
In my paisley shirt I look a jerk
And my tourquoise waistcoat is quite outta sight
But oh, woah, my haircut looks so bad
Vegetable man, where are you?

So I change my ?hair?
And I buy my jeans
And I cover them up with a lettuce cup
My ______ socks with water and epoxy
Don`t take _____ about my old socks
We`ll wash my watch with a plant base, outta date, in a little hole there
all alone
It`s what I got
It`s what I wear
It`s what you see
It must be me
It`s what I am
Vegetable man

Ah-ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha
Ah-ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha-oh

I`ve been looking all over the place for a place for me
But it ain`t anywhere
It just ain`t anywhere

Vegetable man
Vegetable man
Vegetable man
Vegetable man
Vegetable man
Vegetable man
Vegetable, vegetable man
Vegetable man

He`s the kind of fellow you`ve just got to see if you can
Vegetable man