Washin Wonderin lyrics

this just in where to begin
grin and bear it it`s bare and grim
adoration titillation i`m the victim now
because she`s figured me out

she lights my candle she has a handle
on me it`s going well but i`m scared as
hell that she`ll figure me out

she thinks its sacred to be naked but i
don`t care she`s had me there you see
she`s figured me out and i want to
shout at the top of my lungs now but
oh my god if she hears me she`ll come
running in these are my hands these
are my faults these are my plans and
these are my nasty little thoughts i
wrote em down for you to
contemplate at a later date

well the word is out, what`s it all about
doubtless shady, no shadow of doubt
in moderation this sensation would be
fabulous but she`s figured me out she`s
in my shower, for an hour she`s just
washin` n wonderin` and trying to
figure me out

well, you`re out there, just stay out there i won`t hear you but be careful man hey careful
man i care and i`m sleeping now you`ll be creeping `round just when i was on to something
else that`s when she figures me out