Watershoes lyrics

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Hangman`s coming gonna find me soon,

So will you hide my watershoes?

They`re not good for travel when you run,

They work their best at liquid fun.

I never use soap or any wax debris,

I`ve seen another pair at amnesty.

Level up front and wide in the back,

I`ve seen another pair on Panama Jack.



I`m the only one who can use my watershoes,

I`m the only one who can really lose... my watershoes.



I never tie the laces with my fingertips,

I must bend over and use my lips.

It`s hard to do I`m not allowed to sit,

Or bend my knees `cause they`ll start to slip.

Put the left on and turn it twice,

My back to the wall, my feet in a vice.

The pain will stop it`s only a test,

The emergency broadcast system`s best.



I`m the only one who can use my watershoes,

I`m the only one who can really lose... my watershoes.



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Jeffrey Anbinder

The Sexiest Man in Ithaca Radio

jta1@cornell.edu