We Re Not Very Cool lyrics

I love my poster of Thomas Edison
I cry when I spill my ear medicine
I eat prunes when I watch Dr. Quinn
And I idolize the Olsen Twins
We`re not very cool, not very cool
We don`t get invited to parties
And we get beat up at school

My Mommy says not to pick that scab
And that band Oasis is real fab
I still have training wheels on my bike
I can`t believe Tina broke up with Ike
We`re not very cool, not very cool
We enjoy playing Pick-Up-Sticks
And peeing in public pools

My face goes red when I say `boobs`
I go to grade 8 dances and shake my groove . . . thang
My Snoopy lunch box works real nice
Don`t wanna borrow my comb cause I have lice
We`re not very cool, not very cool
I never stay up past 8 o`clock
Cause that`s against my mommy`s rule

Whoopi Goldberg is a bowser
Here`s a tribute to Doogie Howser

I think Captain Kirk could take Picard
Seeing my Grandmother naked left emotional scars
So I have the urge to iron everything now
But I`m not allowed to use it so I guess I`ll sing now
We`re not very cool, not very cool
When we go to outer space
We`ll challenge Darth Vader to a duel
We`re not very cool, not very cool
We`re not very cool,
But at least we`re cooler than you.