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<pre><font size='+2'>WHALE OF A TALE lyrics DANNY MICHEL</font><br>I used to drive a racecar, but i won every single time,<br />
I once met the great Elvis Prestley, way back in his prime.<br />
A pilot had a heart attack, yeah so I had to land the plane, <br />
I once saved a little kid from drowndin` [sic] <br />
I invented cellophane.<br />
<br />
I used to be a millionaire, I`d drop a thousand bucks a day,<br />
that made all the more lonely, so I threw it all away.<br />
I`ve lived almost everywhere, probably right in your own neighborhood.<br />
I once broke out of prison, <br />
and I hid out in the woods.<br />
<br />
It was there that I discovered a dinosaur, and I drive a blue Corvette.<br />
I once swam clear across Lake Erie, without even getting wet.<br />
Cause I`m the guy who saved the show, cause I knew how to fix a fuse.<br />
Are these pretzels complimentary?<br />
Well I don`t mind if I do.<br />
<br />
I used to play the guitar myself, till a press crushed my hand.<br />
Have you heard of the great Otis Redding?Well I played in his band.<br />
I once worked as a miner, I was an actor for a little while off in France.<br />
And my uncle`s cousin`s brother, <br />
taught Fred Astaire to dance*<br />
<br />
Cause if you ask me how to Tango, I`ll wear down any rug.<br />
Cause have you seen the way those kids all dance today, I swear they`re all on drugs.<br />
I could drink me a million drinks, if a million drinks did appear.<br />
But I only got enough,<br />
for one more little beer.<br />
<br />
*The version that Danny used to play live, before this song went on <br />
his album Fibsville, originally went:<br />
`Have you ever heard of Winona Ryder, <br />
Well I got in her...`<br><br><a href='http://www.lyricsbay.com' target='_blank'>LyricsBay</a> | <a href="http://www.lyricsbay.com/whale_of_a_tale_lyrics-danny_michel.html" target='_blank'>WHALE OF A TALE lyrics DANNY MICHEL</a></pre>

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I used to drive a racecar, but i won every single time,
I once met the great Elvis Prestley, way back in his prime.
A pilot had a heart attack, yeah so I had to land the plane,
I once saved a little kid from drowndin` [sic]
I invented cellophane.

I used to be a millionaire, I`d drop a thousand bucks a day,
that made all the more lonely, so I threw it all away.
I`ve lived almost everywhere, probably right in your own neighborhood.
I once broke out of prison,
and I hid out in the woods.

It was there that I discovered a dinosaur, and I drive a blue Corvette.
I once swam clear across Lake Erie, without even getting wet.
Cause I`m the guy who saved the show, cause I knew how to fix a fuse.
Are these pretzels complimentary?
Well I don`t mind if I do.

I used to play the guitar myself, till a press crushed my hand.
Have you heard of the great Otis Redding?Well I played in his band.
I once worked as a miner, I was an actor for a little while off in France.
And my uncle`s cousin`s brother,
taught Fred Astaire to dance*

Cause if you ask me how to Tango, I`ll wear down any rug.
Cause have you seen the way those kids all dance today, I swear they`re all on drugs.
I could drink me a million drinks, if a million drinks did appear.
But I only got enough,
for one more little beer.

*The version that Danny used to play live, before this song went on
his album Fibsville, originally went:
`Have you ever heard of Winona Ryder,
Well I got in her...`

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