What Can You Give A Nudist On His Birthday lyrics

Oh dear, I am worried [ha-ha-ha-ha...]
I know I`m laughin` really, but I am worried
It`s my brother`s birthday and I don`t know what to buy him, oh dear

Can I ask you a question, a question that`s silly
It`s something I can`t figure out, I hope you won`t say no
It`s all about me brother, me brother, John Willy
He`s joined a nudist colony so what I want to know

What can you buy a nudist on his birthday, birthday
What sought of birthday present can you buy
I can`t think what to give `im, no matter how I try
Do you think he would be allowed to wear his old school tie [ha-ha]

What can you give a nudist for a present [ha-ha]
The things I used to buy him would be wrong
I`d send a cheque but dash it, how could he go out and cash it [ha-ha]
What can you give a nudist when his birthday comes along [ha-ha]

What can you give a nudist for his birthday
What sought of birthday present can you buy
I bought a pair of braces, just like a silly pup
But what`s the good of braces if there`s nought wants holdin` up [ha-ha]

What can you give a nudist for a present [ha-ha]
I`m sure a bowler hat would be all wrong
And he`s not the kind of fella who would need an umbrella
Oh what can you give a nudist when his birthday comes along, oh dear-dear [ha-ha]

I`ve been in holy terror the time they ?...............?
I did think of a camera but snapshots are taboo
A bicycle sounds stupid when you`re dressed up like cupid
I must send somethin` soon and oh that`s why I`m askin` you

What can you give a nudist on his birthday
What sought of birthday present can you buy
And here`s another riddle, but give it up I won`t-ac