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Guess that I was destined to be the kind of guy
Who never really fits in, and never keeps in time
So now I`ve started askin` the question on my mind
What kind of self-respecting faggot am I?
I moved to San Francisco, it seemed the place to be
But I`m not into disco, and bars intimidate me
My only can of Crisco is where it`s s`posed to be
What kind of self-respecting faggot am I?
Don`t own a single record by Barbra, Bette or Judy
Heard of Bette Davis, but never saw her movies
Guess I`m irresponsible, it seems I`ve shirked my duty
What kind of self-respecting faggot am I?
I don`t read magazines like GQ
My hair`s too long, my clothes are out of style
And when the conversation turns to Broadway shows
All I can do is sit and smile
I don`t brunch on Sundays, don`t own a set of weights
I wouldn`t dream of screwing `till after several dates
I know it`s quite pathetic, I might as well be straight
What kind of self-respecting faggot am I?
It`s so hard to be a homo, it`s hard to play the game
When you don`t own a poster of Marilyn (what`s her name?)
I know it`s hard to fathom, it`s really quite a shame
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