Where can a sick man go
When he can`t choke down the medicine the old doc knows
A specialist came to town, but he stays at home
Sayin`, "No one knows, so I don`t"
Honey, when in Rome
Where can a teacher go
Wherever she thinks people need the things she knows
Hey, those books you gave us look good on the shelves at home
And they`ll burn one in the fireplace
Teacher, when in Rome
Grab a blanket, sister
We`ll make smoke signals
Bring us some new blood
It feels like we`re alone
Grab a blanket, brother
So we don`t catch cold
From one another
I wonder if we`re stuck in Rome
Where can a dead man go
The question with an answer only dead men know
But I`m going to bet they never really feel at home
If they spent a lifetime learning
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