When You Re Evil lyrics

When the Devil is too busy
And Death`s a bit too much
They call on me by name you see,
For my special touch.
To the Gentlemen I`m Miss Fortune
To the Ladies I`m Sir Prize
But call me by any name
Any way it`s all the same

I`m the fly in your soup
I`m the pebble in your shoe
I`m the pea beneath your bed
I`m a bump on every head
I`m the peel on which you slip
I`m a pin in every hip
I`m the thorn in your side
Makes you wriggle and writhe
And it`s so easy when you`re evil
This is the life, you see
The Devil tips his hat to me
I do it all because I`m evil
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I`ll ever need

While there`s children to make sad
While there`s candy to be had
while there`s pockets left to pick
While there`s grannies to trip down the stairs
I`ll be there, I`ll be waiting round the corner
It`s a game. I`m glad I`m in it
`Cause there`s one born every minute

I pledge my allegiance, to all things dark
And I promise on my damned soul
To do as I am told, Lord Beelxebub
Has never seen a soldier quite like me
Not only does his job, but does it happily.

I`m the fear that keeps you awake
I`m the shadows on the wall
I`m the monsters they become
I`m the nightmare in your skull
I`m a dagger in your back
An extra turn on the rack
I`m the quivering of your heart
A stabbing pain, a sudden start.

And it`s so easy when you`re evil
This is the life, you see
The Devil tips his hat to me
I do it all because I`m evil
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I`ll ever need
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I`ll ever need
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I`ll ever need

It gets so lonley being evil
What I`d do to see a smile
Even for a little while
And no one loves you when you`re evil
I`m lying though my teeth!
Your tears are all the company I need