Why I Left California lyrics

Ok this guy walks into a bar no I`m just I`m just fucking with you
I`m kidding you no there`s this young bull and this old bull and
they`re standing on top of a hill

And I tried to tell you before
That that`s why I left California

So they`re standing on top of this hill, right, and they`re
looking out over a pasture full of cows, whole fucking pasture,
and the young bull turns to the old bull and he goes I got this
really good idea and the old bull is like, yeah?

And I tried to tell you before
That that`s why I left California

Yeah, he`s like yeah, yeah I got this really good idea, let`s
run down that hill and fuck one of those cows, and the old bull
just looks at him you know he`s just looking at him he`s like
look I got a better idea young bull is like oh yeah what`s your
fucking brilliant idea and the old bull goes

And I tried to tell you before
That that`s why I left California

And the old bull goes let`s walk down that hill and fuck all of
those cows dig? you know like he ain`t been in town long or
something, I don`t know

And I tried to tell you before
That that`s why I left Calif