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Paula Jo Taylor/Cledus T. Judd/Chris "P. Cream" Clark Taylor Legacy Publishing (ASCAP)/ Cledus Crap Anthems (SESAC)/Of Music, Inc. (SESAC)
Whoa uh what time is it 6:30 in the morning my gosh...
WILLIE, Willie!!!
What are you doing over there?
Building the Taj Mahal?
It`s Sunday morning!
It`s 6:30!
Can`t that wait till Monday?
What are you putting up over there a log cabin?
God I wish he`d move
Yeah
I bought a little house in a west side neighborhood
The girls came over to party life is good
Till Willie moved in next door and he`s made my life a wreck
Now the girls are always over at Willie`s cause Willie`s got a big deck
WITH
A hot tub on it
And the girls really want it
There`s a band playing and lots of thong bikinis
There`s a barbeque grill in the corner and they`re eatin` weenies
Check out the blonde on the hot tub ladder
I guess it just goes to show size does matter
Willie`s got a big deck...
I decided to get some redecoratin done
I got some plants made sure they were well hung
I thought a long hot tanning bed might do the trick
But all I got was this tan and Willie`s got a big deck
WITH
Hot babes on it
And they know how to flaunt it
In those itsy bittsy teeny weeny yellow dental floss bikinis
They`re drinking frou frou drinks with umbrellas and they`re burning tikis
Check out the twins on the hot tub ladder
I guess it just goes to show size does matter
Cause Willie`s got a big deck
Well
If you can`t beat `em might as well join `em
And that`s exactly what I did
Now me and Big Willie and I are the best of friends
And some day I`m gonna be like him
Cause Willie`s got a big deck
WITH
My tanning bed on it
And the girls really want it
The hot tub`s bubbling over with thong bikinis
They`re funnelin beer and sippin martinis
There`s a nekkid redhead everybody`s staring at her
Willie showed us all size does matter
Cause Willie`s got a big deck
Hey you know mine might not be as big as Willie`s but it`s...uh...all I got...
You know I was thinking about adding on what do they call it?
Like an add-a-deck-tomy? Whew that`s a lot of wood right there...