Wish I Was In El Salvador lyrics translation: BIAFRA JELLO Wish I Was In El Salvador song texte and letras BIAFRA JELLO Wish I Was In El Salvador tab, paroles and testo BIAFRA JELLO Wish I Was In El Salvador Karaoke and Music Video - none yet
Used to be in a gang
`Till I beat a kid half dead
In a video arcade
Judge gave me a choice: Jail or the Marines
Best time I ever had was being an MP
Aw yeh
I wish I was down in El Salvador
Where I could jerk off with my gun
And kill the poor
More gang busts after I`m discharged
Got on offer frome police
Surprise! WE`ll wipe your record clean
If you`ll become one of us
You`ve got just the skills we need
For the government`s official gang
Robothug Riot Squad
Already I want more
Aw yeh,
I wish I was down in El Salvador
We`re just countin` days
`Til we can do it up here
Well, Officer Friendly-
What does Elmer the Safety Elephoant
Have to say about this...?
Well, good buddy
I``ll bet he says you can`t do this ARGH!
Or this ARGH!
Or this ARGH!
Or even this ARGH!
`His toy gun looked real
I had to defend myself...`
I`m always lookin` for excuses
To defend myself
People are storming out into the streets
People are poouring out into the streets
They hate me, they hate me
I just might have to defend myself
NOW!
It`s party time...
I look at you and smolder
With my nightstick and my shield
Little kids throw rocks at me
Their moms call me a pig
Commander says I gotta hold the line
`Til the TV cameras leave
Then we`ll fire away, make my day
Just like good ol` Kent State
Why wait!
It`ll be like I was down in El Salvador
Gonna jerk of with my gun
and kill the poor
Be a big man with my gun
And kill the poor