Wooden Jesus where are you from?
Korea or Canada, mayeb Taiwan?
I didn`t know it was the holy land.
But I believed from the minute the check left my hand
And I pray.
Can I be saved, I spent all my money
On a future grave
Wooden Jesus I`ll cut you in on twenty percent of my future sin
Porcelain Mary her majesties pure
Looking for virgin territory
Coat hanger halos don`t come cheap
From television shepheds with living room sheep,
And I pray.