A friend brought me flowers, she said they were lilacs
But i`ve never been good with plants
Her next presentation, a new dictionary
She`d circled the word "romance"
So enthusiastic, a little bit drastic
I shaved her name in my head
And as she beheld it, she said i misspelled it;
Need more be said!
Chorus:
These apples are delicious!
"as a matter of fact they are," she said
Can all this fruit be free?
She wrote me a letter as big as a phonebook
I`ve never been big on mail
I sent her a postcard from somewhere near lethebridge
And wondered if it still went by rail
I`ve never been frightened of being enlightened
But some things can go too far
Though sometimes i stammer and mix up my grammar,
You get what my meanings are
Chorus
I`m not trying to sing a love song -- i`m trying to sing in tune.
I know i am sometimes headstrong
Falling love, catching fire -- i want to be consumed
Wondering will i ever tire, will i ever tire!