I should be standing at the bar, waving a ten pound note around
But I sit here on the sofa at my girls house
I should be chatting shit as I`m nobbing out another stout
But I`ll roach a spliff watching the TV for now
I should be watching the fruit machines for which one will pay out
But I sit on the sofa at my girls, anyhow
I should be legging it from a cab, like a mad little lout
But Ill roach a spliff, watching the TV throughout
I know I never tell her, but every single day man
Im always thinking loads about her
She`s the best thing that ever happened to me and
I dont know what I`d do without her
I should actually go out and about, flip some beer mats
Instead of sitting here at my girls gaff
Cos all I seem to do is sit in this habitat
Just roaching a spliff watching the TV and that
On the TV at my house, theres a bit broken at the back
So I use my girls TV to watch the match
Yeah, I might head out later to get off this beaten track
Of watching the TV, roaching up on the same old mat
I know I never tell about every single day man
Im always thinking loads about her
She`s the best thing that ever happened to me and
I dont know what I`d do without her
But on second thoughts I wont do shots, no I think I will
Sit on the sofa and eat my TV meal
I would actually much prefer to just sit here and chill
Roaching a spliff, watching Eastenders or The Bill
Cos basically, I love her and I love been here still
And I love sitting on the sofa with my girl, for real
I dont wanna knock my mates, but there it`sthe same old drill
Roaching a spliff, watching the TV is my will
I know I never tell about every single day man
Im always thinking loads about her
She`s the best thing that ever happened to me and
I dont know what I`d do without her
No fuck that, I might ask my mates where theyll be drinking
From the sofa giving them a ding
Tell em, I will go threes on that gram later on this evening
Instead of roaching a spliff, watching the TV again
And then go out, whilst back at hers, she does her ting
Sitting on the sofa at her end
But as I watch the big screen I know I will quite miss
Me and her, roaching a spliff, watching the TV again
I know I never tell about every single day man
Im always thinking loads about her
She`s the best thing that ever happened to me and
I dont know what I`d do without her
I`ve got one packet of rizla over there, and it`s nearly run out.
I`ve got bits of cigarette all over the place
The clipper needs a shake, the ashtray needs emptying
But i wouldn`t have it any other way