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I`m lighting a candle, as I`m looking through my window
To the town square, the snow covered streets are lonely and bare,
yeah
The town Christmas tree, winks mockingly at me,
Cause I should be spending Christmas with you.
I wrapped my last gift and put the cellatape away,
Checked the answering machine
And in the distance, a choir sings
aaaaahhh
About the joy that Christmas brings
And it`s making me feel blue,
Cause I should be spending Christmas with you,
But it breaks my heart that that`s the place I just can`t be,
Cause I hate your family.
The day I met you,
I knew you could get me through.
When we`re alone, my world is complete, you`re all that I need.
But when your family call,
they shit me up the wall,
Spending time with them just makes my brain bleed.
And it`s making me feel blue,
Cause I should be spending Christmas with you,
But I`d rather string my nuts up to a Christmas tree,
Cause I hate your family.
The night I first met them,
The dog was drunk,
And your father threatened me with a knife.
Your sister showed me
Her collection of eels,
And what she did then will stay with me for life.
And it`s making me feel blue,
Cause I should be spending Christmas with you,
But I`d rather drink a tumbler full of walrus wee,
Cause I hate your family.
With your brother doing dick tricks at the table,
I can`t believe your mum asked me to play spin the bottle.
Yeah I`d rather be enclosed in a box of killer bees,
Yeah I`d rather be attacked by giant chimpazees,
Yeah I`d rather wear a suit designed by Jenny Keye