Cable Tv lyrics

I used to think my life was so empty,
I used to think life was passing me by.
I was just about ready,
To curl up and die.

But one day I got a visit,
From the cable company,
They hooked me up, plugged me right in,
And now I`ve got cable TV.

And so I get to watch...
The stock report in Korean,
Midget wrestling on channel 3,
It costs me fifty bucks a month just to see `em,
Yeah, but that`s OK with me....

I got cable TV (cable TV),
Cable TV (cable TV),
Eighty-three channels of ecstacy,
I love my cable TV yeah,
Love my cable TV.

I got the Siamese Faith Healer`s Network,
The news and weather from Peru,
I got celebrity hockey,
And raquetball channel two.
Bug Bunny direct from Atlanta,
Mr. Wizard is on at five.
I`ve got a satellite dish on the trunk of my car
So I can watch MTV while I drive.

I`m talking `bout,
Real quality programs.
The type you just can`t get for free,
Now I`m never gonna leave my apartment,
Cos there`s just so much for me to see

On my cable TV (cable TV),
Cable TV (cable TV),
Yeah, if you have a problem you know where I`ll be:
Watching my cable TV, yeah,
Watching my cable TV

My friends they`re getting kinda worried,
They think I`m turning into some kind of freak.
But they`re just jealous,
Cos I`ve seen `Porky`s` twenty-seven times this week

On my cable TV (cable TV),
Cable TV (cable TV),
The greatest thing that ever happened to me,
I love my cable TV, yeah,
I need my cable TV.
Can`t live without my cable TV, yeah
Watching my cable TV.