Cavity Search lyrics

Listenin` to the Muzak
Hearin` people scream
Sittin` in the waiting room
Readin` crappy magazines
With a toothache
This is it, pal
Root canal
My molars are impacted
I`m gettin` gum disease
I`m gonna need some fillings
Got twelve cavities
Can you help me
Have mercy
Doctor, please

My teeth are a fright
Got a huge overbite
Numb me, drill me
Floss me, bill me

You jab at my nerve endings
It`s driving me insane
Just give me nitrous oxide
Shoot me up with novocaine
Help me out here
`Cause I`m in severe
Pain
Please stop for a bit
Now let me rinse and spit
Numb me, drill me
Floss me, bill me

You validate my parking
I think that I`m okay
But you my one more appointment for
A week from Saturday
`Cause you came upon
A little problem on
My x-ray
Oy vey!

It`s getting absurd
Well, I hope I`m insured, now
Numb me, drill me
Floss me, bill me