Gump lyrics

by `Weird Al` Yankovic
parody of `Lump` by The Presidents of the USA

Gump sat alone on a bench in the park.
`My name is Forrest,` he`d casually remark.
Waitin` for the bus with his hands in his pockets,
He just kept sayin` life is like a box of chocolates

He`s Gump, He`s Gump
What`s in his head?
He`s Gump, He`s Gump, He`s Gump
Is he in-bred?

Gump was a big celebrity.
He told JFK that he really had to pee.
He never feels too dumb because
His mom always told him stupid is as stupid does

He`s Gump, He`s Gump
He`s kinda square.
He`s Gump, He`s Gump, He`s Gump
What`s with that hair?

Run... run... run, run, now Forrest
Run... run... run like the wind now
Run... run... run, run, now Forrest
Run... stop!

His buddy Bubba was a shrimp-lovin` man
His friend with no legs he`d call Lieutenant Dan
His girlfriend Jenny was kind of a slut
He went to the White House, showed LBJ his butt

He`s Gump, He`s Gump
He`s not too bright
He`s Gump, He`s Gump, He`s Gump
But he`s all right

Is this Gump out of his head?
I think so
Is this Gump really brain-dead?
I think so
Did this Gump make lots of bread?
I think so

And that`s all I have to say about that