Hit Me With A Rock lyrics

When I was a little boy
(When I was just a boy)
And my mother would call my name
(When I was just a boy)
She`d say I had to be in the house by seven
(When I was just a boy)

But I`d stay out late at night
(When I was just a boy)
And when I`d finally get back in
Oh, I know she`d hit me, she`d hit me
She`d sit me on her knees and whip me

Oh, she`d hit me with a rock
She`d whip me with a rock, oh baby
She`d hit me (hit me with a rock)
She`d hit me, hit me, hit me, hit me
(Hit me with a rock)

And when I was grown to be a man
(Grown to be a man)
The minute the boss would call my name
(Grown to be a man)
And say I had to be in the office by seven
(Grown to be a man)

I`m a constipated man
(Grown to be a man)
And when I`d finally get back in
Oh, my boss`d hit me, he`d hit me
He`d tie me to a chair and whip me

Oh he`d hit me with a rock
He`d whip me with a rock, oh baby
He`d hit me (hit me with a rock)
He`d hit me, hit me, hit me, hit me
(Hit me with a rock)

When I was grown to be President
(Was the President)
The minute the congress`d call my name
(Was the President)
And said some papers had to be signed by Thursday
(Had to be signed by Thursday)

I`d fly away to Pakistan
(Was the President)
And the second that I`d get back home
Oh, I know they`d hit me, they`d hit me
With leather and chains they`d whip me

Oh, they`d hit me with a rock
They`d whip me with a rock, oh baby
They`d hit me. (Hit me with a rock)
They`d hit me, hit me, hit me, hit me
(Hit me with a rock)
Hit me, hit me, hit me
(Hit me with a rock)
They`d hit me, hit me, hit me, hit me
(Hit me with a rock)
Yah yah yah yah yah yah
(Hit me with a rock)
(Hit with a rock)
Ow, whaddaya doin` to me, get away from me
(Hit with a rock, oh baby)
(Hit with a rock)
(He`s gettin` hit with a rock)
(He`s gettin` hit with a rock, oh baby)
(Hit with a rock)

Wait a minute, hold it
I think he`s dead
Let`s leave
Let`s get out of here, man