Blender lyrics

My ladies, please come closer, my name is Random Tox
I have the great honor and pleasure to present you Turnex
The son of Durex, the blender for the next milennium
This is a revolution for your kitchen
Smashed potatos, sliced tomatos, apple juice, blueberry,
raspberry,
cherries and peaches in a fraction of a second
Turnex, the son of Durex
The only blender which can be turned into the most powerful
vacuum cleaner!

Blenders for sale
And I am selling to girls
They always know who I am, what I do
She gave me no wink
Just a smile of her hips
And a sip of my glass
And let`s go

She looked in my eyes
No need for this ride
She`s a queen
She`s pristine
And a slave

With a smile of her hips
She was changing my life
We are heading downtown in her car
Her ride is too smooth
No line for a stop
My blenders are flying too far

She looked in my eyes
No mate for this ride
She`s Christine
She`s sixteen
I`m her slave

She is calling me Jake
She keeps me awake
Oh boy I was ready to go